"If we don't hunt, then these lawyers will grow too big in number and they won't have enough food. So you see, we have to kill lawyers, or else they'll die"
--"Dickbo" Cheney's herd management rationale, adapted from the philosophy of Jim Kern of South Park, Colorado.
Update on the recent Cheney "Huntin' and Killin" incident is that Dickbo was REALLY attempting to "kill lawyers to, quote, thin out their numbers." Of course, what with the Stalinist-Liberal Media (SLM) always trying to find something to whine about, the Veep had to claim he was confused and was shooting at little birds or something. But the evidence seems clear. The lawyer herds in Texas are severely threatened by over-population, and may all starve to death for lack of fodder. It just goes to show how the wildlife-hating anti-gun nuts will take even an act of plain, honest compassion, like Mr. Cheney trying to save the lawyer herds, and will try to turn it into an object of public derision and an opportunity to score political brownie points. I'm sure the NRA and the RNC would just like to say--Good work, Mr. Vice President, & keep culling.