CARTOON Wars? Bring 'em ON!!

So, an Iranian newspaper editor has challenged European newspapers to a battle of blasphemous cartoons?  Ahhh, if only all wars were fought with snarky, offensive cartoons instead of bullets and bombs.  

Imagine the DoD (Department of De Funny) stockpiling snark instead of nukes.  

Imagine the CIA recruiting art school grads for covert snark operations.

Imagine a guy like AQ Khan secretly selling Lybia the technology for developing their own Trey Parker.  

Imagine a geopolitical strategy of "Mutually Assured Embarassment."

The UN Security Council meeting to discuss the alarming proliferation of Dennis Miller?

Iran being sanctioned for pursuing Weapons of Mass Disingenuousness?

Concern over North Korea having snark-ular missles capable of striking Oxnard?

Bill in Portland Maine as US Secretary of Snark?

C'mon folks!  Jump in here!  It might even help you lose some "weight"!