Cross-posted on ConyersBlog
No Sympathy for the Devil
2006
"Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of lies and hate,
I've been around for six long years,
Stole many a man's vote and faith.
I was 'round when that liberal, Gore,
Had his month of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Harris,
Washed her hands and sealed his fate.
Pleased to meet you!
Hope you guess my name,
But what's haunting you,
Is the nature of my game.
I stuck around the Pentagon,
When I saw it was a time for a change,
Killed a lot of innocents,
Watched their mothers scream in vain,
I sent the tanks,
To the Tigris banks,
When our blitzkrieg raged,
And the bodies stank.
Pleased to meet you!
Hope you guess my name,
Ah, what's haunting you,
Is the nature of my game.
I watched with glee,
and with mockery,
When we raped Ohio,
And slandered John Kerry.
Don't ask, who killed democracy?
When after all,
It was Bush and me.
Let me please introduce myself,
I'm a man of lies and hate,
And I laid traps for Valerie,
Who got exposed for being CIA.
Pleased to meet you!
Hope you guessed my name,
But what's haunting you,
Is the nature of my game,
Pleased to meet you!
Hope you guessed my name,
But degrading you,
Is just the nature of my game.
Just as every WHIG is a criminal,
And all the sinners saints,
As heads is tails,
Just call me Lucifer,
'cause I'm in need of some restraint.
So if you meet me,
Have some courtesy,
Have some sympathy, and some taste,
Use all your well-learned politics,
Or I'll blow your face to waste.
Pleased to meet you!
Hope you guessed my name."