Hi, this is George W. Bush, the Unitary presidemant... heh heh heh. And I want to tell you a little story about... about... a red light and my right to run it.
I was driving along the beltway today, and I exited, and came up to a red light. Now, I should say, that whenever you hear about a red light, it means stop. That hasn't changed. A red lights means that you stop.
But I had to get where I was going, and I'm the President. And if I choose to run a red light, I can. The Constitution gives me the right to run any red light I want. It says so right there in the 27th Amendment, "The President of the United States of America is allowed to run red lights anytime he wants". See?
What, there's no 27th Amendment? Well, there is now because I say there is. You're going to sue? So what? The congress is under my thumb, and they'll do what I tell them to. Heh. Heh.... I am KING! KING!
But, there is one problem. Yes, even I can admittimate that I have a problem. Just a small problem. When I ran that red light, someone else was going through the green light and T-boneinated me. Smashed my limousine into a mangled heap of metal, and I knew no more.. at least until I woke up in this place. Odd... all the democrats seem to be in power. There's a liberal vice-president, a liberal congress... oh no! They're impeaching me! Where are you taking me? Abu Gharib?
I died? This isn't heaven! Is it? No? Then where am I?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[ed: the moral of the story is, just because you can get away with breaking the law doesn't mean there won't be some pretty nasty consequences down the road. Laws exist for a reason, and our president needs to learn that.]