Dear Mr. President:
I am so sorry for my unpatriotic attitude regarding your efforts against the terrorist threat to our country. I can see now that you and your advisors were much more farsighted than many Americans could have imagined...
After reading today's article in the UK's
Daily Telegraph concerning Saddam Hussein's plot to propagate
camels of mass destruction thoughout the Middle East, sewing the seeds of terror and destuction, I am faced with the realization that I must renounce my angry liberal ways and seek penitence. I shall be registering as a Republican first thing Monday morning and shall report to the nearest reeducation center so that I may insure that my priorities are properly aligned for the good of the country and the rest of the free world. God Bless you and God Bless 'Merica.
Your loyal subject,
Baccaruda
PS: How was he going to get the camels across the ocean?