Having poisoned America's collective stomach with foul pizza, Thomas S Monaghan, founder of Domino's pizza, is now building a town that will be governed according to strict Roman Catholic principles, with no place to get an abortion, pornography, or birth control.
I have a couple of questions. If they aren't going to have abortions, porn, or birth control, then where will everyone go for their abortions, porn, or birth control? I guess people will have to drive out.
Secondly, strangely, guns are not on the list of prohibitions. Where is the biblical mandate for owning machine guns? I guess "Thou shalt not kill" doesn't kick in until you pull the trigger. But by the same token, the porn doesn't kick in until you view it. And the birth pills don't kick in until you take them. And the abortion clinic is fine so long as it has no customers.
It really is quite confusing!