35% of Americans see themselves as
rude.
36% of Americans say that God speaks to them directly.
37% of Americans believe that fictional "24" agent Jack Bauer can stop real terrorism.
38% of American adults contributed to tsunami relief.
39% of Americans have changed their diets to lower the risk of cancer.
40% of Americans can name at least 4 of the 10 commandments.
41% of Americans think Eddie Murphy has the best celebrity laugh.
42% of Americans pee in the shower.
43% of Americans say online advertising is a nuisance.
44% of Americans blame American oil companies for the rise in energy prices.
45% of Americans nurses say health care quality care is worsening.
46% of Americans avoid overcrowded gyms.
47% of Americans know how long it takes the earth to go around the sun once.
48% of blog creators are under the age of 30.
49% of Americans say Bush started the Iraq war, not Saddam.
50% of Americans would wear glasses for fashion reasons, if they didn't need them for vision.
51% of Americans don't know which President is on the $20 bill.
52% of Americans have posed naked.
53% of Americans are "very satisfied" with their health care.
54% of Americans disapprove of Dubya's handling of terrorism.
55% of Americans say that illegal immigration is a "very serious" problem in the U.S.
56% of American voters are likely to vote against a local candidate supported by Bush.
57% of Americans can't name a single Supreme Court justice.
58% of Americans think the U.S. has a moral obligation to help lift Africa out of poverty.
59% of Americans say that Bush can no longer manage the government effectively.
60% of 41,000 people polled internationally believe the Iraq invasion served to increase the terror threat worldwide.
61% of Americans are concerned that Wal-Mart is too powerful an economic force.
62% of Americans enjoy family reunions.
63% of Americans say their lives have been impacted by addiction.
64% of Americans believe Moses parted the Red Sea.
65% of Americans believe poverty will increase in the U.S. this year.
66% of Americans would favor annexing Canada as our 51st state.
67% of Americans sleep with their pets.
68% of Americans say the nation is on the wrong track.
69% of Americans say that teaching abstinence only is not a realistic approach to sex education.
70% of Americans say they've had an "unforgettable" moment in the bathroom.
71% of Americans describe their sex life as "experimental."
72% of Americans believe the U.S. government isn't divulging all it knows about UFO activity.
73% of Americans favor keeping the penny in circulation.
74% of Americans are overweight.
75% of Americans say the food stamp program should be protected from budget cuts.
76% of Americans say the White House should disclose all meetings between Bush and Abramoff.
77% of Americans are deeply concerned about warrantless wiretapping.
78% of Americans can name a character on a TV sitcom.
79% of Americans believe in the virgin birth.
80% of Americans eat out at least once a week.
81% of Americans say the government isn't doing enough to curb high energy prices.
82% of Americans would allow their fingerprints to be scanned for airport security.
83% of Americans are concerned about the dangers of cell phone use by drivers.
84% of Americans believe the government is mismanaging Social Security.
85% of Americans who believe in heaven believe they will go there.
86% of Americans donate to charity.
87% of Americans think that they're safer from fires at home than in public.
88% of American adults can name the first U.S. President.
89% of American men think extramarital sex is wrong.
90% of Americans support the right to protest the protest the Iraq War.
91% of American children get scared by violence on TV.
92% of American voters would elect a female President.
93% of Americans support food labeling.
94% of Americans disapprove of the Catholic Church simply relocating priest sex offenders.
95% of Americans have stagnant or falling incomes.
96% of Americans believe health care should be guaranteed for all children.
97% of American parents want their children educated about HIV/AIDS.
98% of Republican congressmen received an "F" on the latest NAACP report card.
99% of Americans do NOT watch Bill O'Reilly.
100% of Kossacks will have a witty and insightful comment about one of the above percentages.
Whew.
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