To plagiarize that genius Hunter, do you give a flying porcine fuck about Barry Bonds? God, I sure as hell don't.
I'm a baseball fan. I diligently watch the Marlins suck every single game. I'd rather the players not stick needles full of crazy hormones into their asses, but the issue just doesn't get me worked up. There's so many more important issues to be pissed about.
It sure does seem to bother Keith though. I know he's trying to work the longtime sports-anchor angle, but it just doesn't fly. When the roiders are speaking to Congress, that's News. When the roiders are talking to Bud Selig, that's Sports News.
I say keep that crap on ESPN. If you love Keith as I do, but tire of his infatuation with Bonds, let him know. Fire off an e-mail to countdown@msnbc.com
Also, Alex Pareene from Wonkette needs to fix his fucking hair.