A lot of people got a kick out of the Chevy/"The Apprentice" ads, (what were they
thinking? ) but here's something even more "malleable."
Careerbuilder has a "Monk-E-Mail" site. Now what else is anyone going to do with a site that has talking monkeys in business suits that you can command to say whatever you wish?
Probably something like this...
http://www.careerbuilder.com/...