When liberal bloggers are name-checked on The Onion (
http://www.theonion.com/... ) and asked for their responses to the question, "Amidst mounting accusations and criminal charges of ethics violations, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay announced yesterday that he is resigning from his post. What do you think?"
CONSIDER their purported responses:
Amanda Marcotte,Systems Analyst
"What does this man have to look forward to? Some multimillion-dollar consulting position at a mega-corporation? I hope he's on suicide watch."
Moulitsas Zíniga, Produce Vendor
"I don't know how Democrats will fail to capitalize on this GOP debacle, but I'm sure they'll find a way."
John Amato, Dietician
"Termites, rodents, and ants beware: Your 20-year free pass is over.