Little Tom Delay turns up to be just another Texas Republican. You know the type. All rattle and no cattle.
The motto of the Texas Republicans should be "When the going gets tough, the tough quit and run". I heard Delay stopped dieting because he thinks he looks good in stripes. Well, WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION, TOM!
And maybe we should send a shout out to the man who wanted to be a great oak, but ended up a little short. Yes, we talkin' about the president here. Bush, His Oneness. What did he say about Delay when the coward quit the Whip post because of the Ronnie Earle investigation and what's been going on with Abramoff and the Tom Delay Alumni Association? That's right, he said Delay will be shown to be innocent and that he's a good man.
So, why did Scott ("Please beam me up Captain Kirk, even I don't believe what I'm saying anymore") McClellan say when he was asked about the Libby testimony that the biggest leaker in the White House is a little Bush? Right! "The White House does not comment on on-going investigations." So what was Delay's indictment? A finished investigation?