When Bush declared his "War on Terror", this is what he meant:
War on Iraq
War on the Middle East
War on the U.N.
War on National Security
War on our Military
War on America
War on the Media
War on Democracy
War on Freedom
War on Science
War on the Middle Class
War on the Poor
War on Women
War on Children
War on Humanity
War on Nature
War on Peace
War on Hope
Damn you Bush! You are the world's worst terrorist. You are a moral-pervert who hates freedom and loves tyranny. We'll see that smug face of yours behind bars one day.