It is hereby resolved that, from this point on, no member of the Bush family may be elected to the Presidency of the United States. Furthermore, because of the substantial damage committed by members of the Bush family and their accomplices, all federal judges appointed by George W. Bush, including those currently on the Supreme Court, will have their terms of office reduced from a lifetime appointment to a period of one year following the enactment of this amendment. In addition, signing statements attached to legislative actions are determined to have no standing in law and are to be considered totally without merit. Finally, all presidential resolutions signed by George W. Bush will become invalid immediately upon the enactment of this amendment.