This week on Meet The Press, Vice-President Dick Cheney confirmed all of our worst fears. "Ahhh, we know they are a hungry people."
Andrea Mitchell reports that "According to White House sources, several key figures inside Iran are on record about this. One source with extensive knowledge told me just yesterday that there is 'no doubt' that Iran prefers white children over any other kind of child as their main course. In fact, this insider told me, after Iran is done eating the white children, some as young as 2, they then strap the carcasses onto extra-lethal SA-7 Strela ground-air missiles and ship then to Iraqi insurgents."
Here is an exchange from a special Hardball late Sunday night:
Mathews: Will Bush ride into Iran like King Arthur, with his cod-piece glowing like Wilt "the stilt" Chamberlain and take down these white baby eaters? I mean, the public just loves it when the president walks, don't they?
Buchanan: Look Chris, I think the American people are tired..Chris look, noone wants to see white babies being gorged on! It is a shame what is going on here. Look, the polls need to improve or this president has no shot, no shot at ever wearing pants that show off his crotch again!
Mathews: Yeah. Boy I hope they improve