In light of recent developments within our ever unfolding Socio-Political American DocuDrama---including suspected sympathizer Phone/Computer Taps and a potential War against Iran---I now propose to you an amendment to the Constitution of the United States concerning our current regulations on Draft eligibility.
WHEREAS,
--It is deeply held within the fabric of this Great Nation that the separation of Church and State be a sound one
WHEREAS,
--The Atheists and Agnostics who dwell within America's borders are ruled by men who believe they will transcend their "Corporeal Ballast"
whereforth the fold?, oh-hark, nobody know'th,
WHEREAS,
--Said rulers would not fight in the front lines of any sort of battle, yet continue alleging to subscribe to this Dogma while sending other men into combat
WHEREAS,
--Said rulers believe those who die will die while executing their commands, in the name of their God and Absolutist Truth, will surely transcend their "Corporeal Ballasts" as well, into a newer, more just life
WHEREAS,
--The Atheist and Agnostic will burn in hell under this viewpoint for all eternity
THEREFORE,
--A proposition be made, in honor of Minority rights and the Separation of Church and State as so valued in the Constitution of this land
THEREFORE,
--An amendment is proposed requiring all Atheists and Agnostics within the United States of America to register, at the age of eighteen, with their local draft board
THEREFORE,
--Assuring that if a conflict is to materialize in which the Atheist or Agnostic have determined, by Sufficient Evidence and Logic of Due Process, that the Security of His/Her Country is at stake
THEREFORE,
--At that time they may agree to participate no matter the Majority Theological persuasion that currently inhabits a mob rule of our legislative, executive, or judicial systems that may send them into suspect battles expecting Angels to emerge
THEREFORE,
--Establishing, beyond a reasonable doubt, the Separation between Church and State and securing the rights of those who may only get one opportunity to cherish their consciousness some time alone to reconsider the finer points of myths and spurious, ineptly managed wars.
Expect this presented in the hearts and minds of a congressman near you
(just don't expect it anywhere near his lips,--nor his agenda).