In response to the suggestion of U.S. Senator Joseph Biden, the senior Democrat on the Foreign Relations Committee who supports a plan to maintain a united Iraq by decentralizing it, Iraqi spokesperson I'ma Ded Alredy suggests "Praise to Allah, the Americano liberators have finally realized that it is in the best interest of our country to erect barriers between neighborhoods."
I'ma Ded goes on to say that he and his supporters are smacking each other upside the head because they failed to realize the beauty of such a plan.
"I guess were are too wrapped up in our own selfish concerns," said spokesperson I'ma Ded, "We are so fortunate to have Mr. Biden looking out for us."
Sen. Joseph Biden, the senior Democrat on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee said "The plan is supposed to maintain a 'united Iraq' by decentralizing it, giving each ethno-religious group ... room to run its own affairs, while leaving the central government in charge of common interests."
On the other hand curious onlookers have serious questions about this new Iraq. They wonder why it took 6000 years (give or take) for the Iraq people to see the error in their ways. Though they desperately look to the Americans for the exemplary way of life, there are questions.
The dissenters look to the US model. They cite the American Civil War as an example of a fight that united a nation. They wonder why the American spirit fought so braveley to keep its ethno-religious differences united, yet today, an American leader espouses division.
Spokesperson I'ma Ded will send a delegation to the United States to meet with President Bush. According to inside sources the discussion will focus on partitioning the United States into seperate blue and red factions. An advisor to I'ma had to remind him that the United States is already divided.
"Then it must be correct. Good enough for the Americanos, then all is well."