So, it seems that comrad Rove or some other criminal in the BushCrimeFamily has told the media to keep repeating a line over and over. The slack-jawed, dim-witted jackanapes may put their own little schtick to it but, it is not their own thought. Correction. After getting their numbers on Osama, it WAS their thought some time ago. So why not cancel the show? The "media" canceled New Orleans some time ago. It was booted even before Arrested Development was! What are the newsmodels saying?
Is Osama Bin Laden still relevant?
BTW, you must say that line with a hint of sadness and a "why are we even asking this question" tone in your voice. Maybe even look at your fellow newsmodel, shrug your shoulders and snort or giggle.
I do understand that The Bin Laden Show was canceled years ago when W. stated that he frankly did not think about him. But just like any former ratings star, Osama keeps trying to make a comback. But, when the Big Guy at 1600 says he no longer thinks of you, well you have to pack your knives and leave.
Is anyone asking if Mr. 29-33% is relevant? Not over the phone or on the internets if they know what is good for them. The people of this country voted W. off the fucking island but the producers decided that we were not allowed. The people of this country called bullshit on this government but the producers shoved us aside. The people of this country never even elected this group of killers but the producers would have none of it. It seems that we were told that we were not relevant years ago but we never left. So they just decided to ignore us like an ex-girl/boyfriend they would run into at a party. We slept with a co-worker and the co-worker felt a little to uncomfortable about it. Now we both go about our business trying not to run into each other. Our carcasses have been placed on the same pile as other "no longer relevant" wastes of space.
Sure, he gets curious and decides to listen in on our calls. And we get a little pissy when we hear about it, but we just don't want to upset the workplace. He thinks we are spreading rumors about him so he monitors our web activity. We are appaled but again, we don't want to be the asshole that blows up in front of our co-workers.
We are embarrassed because he took advantage of our drunkenness. We felt ashamed. If we spoke up we would look like the tramps. Sure, we flirted with him. So it is really our fault right? So we just take it for the good of all. It will blow over won't it? But now he has the co-workers talking shit about us. We walk the halls and hear whispers and giggles. They talk to us as if we are below them. He won't even bother to talk to us. The fucking coward.
The anger and the shame and just fucking everything begins to build. We dread waking up in the morning. We wonder what shit we are going to have to deal with today. Will they have a picture of us naked in the break room? How about the the late-night drunken call to yell at him? Shit, what a mistake. I bet he recorded it. Or has a transcript! Are my clothes too tight today? We had better watch what we say. They will hold everything against us.
We have lost. When Canada is copying this killers ways you know we have let it go too far. We allowed the media to bend over and take it without grounding them. Consumers not citizens. That is who we are. We sold ourselves and our country for a nice T.V..