A friend of mine is taking some online college courses at the moment. He told me of some Young Republican God Freak who is posting in online discussions using a tone that is very religious, with a twist of right wing fervor. He sent me some of this individual's postings, and by golly, I couldn't resist emailing this little Young Republishit a little something. Here it is BELOW THE FOLD; I just emailed it to the little puke, so he hasn't responded yet.
Here is my email to the little braindead fella:
Why do you quote selected Bible verses to try and finesse people into seeing your warped view of how America should be? Do you agree with ALL Bible verses? Or are only some of them right? I would like you to honestly address my questions, once you read the following examples, you sick twisted freak. Oh yeah, mentioning Rush Limbaugh only tells most people right off the bat that you are incapable of thinking for yourself, Ponyboy.
Why not quote the following verses to sane, intelligent people during your quest for a perfect Republican America? You should receive a failing grade for being such a moron.
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Women need to suffer, I tell you!
Genesis 3:16 To the woman he said, "I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you."
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Women need to keep their heads covered. Or I'm bringing out the razors!
Corinthians 11:5-6 And every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head--it is just as though her head were shaved. If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off; and if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut or shaved off, she should cover her head.
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Hey! Take down those crosses and pictures of Jesus and God, and tectonic plate sketches, and pictures of pretty dolphins and beautiful coral reefs!
Exodus 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
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I hope you don't get out of bed on Sundays, except to go to church. No schoolwork, no nothing, buddy:
Exodus 20:8-10 Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates.
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Oh yeah, keep the following in mind when it comes to your slaves (once we finally get America back on the right track, the Republican track). And if you ever have a daughter, can I buy her when she is 18? How much?
Exodus 21:1-2 Now these are the rules that you shall set before them. When you buy a Hebrew slave, he shall serve six years, and in the seventh he shall go out free, for nothing
Exodus 21:7-9 When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. If she does not please her master, who has designated her for himself, then he shall let her be redeemed. He shall have no right to sell her to a foreign people, since he has broken faith with her. If he designates her for his son, he shall deal with her as with a daughter.
Exodus 21:20-21 When a man strikes his slave, male or female, with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall be avenged. But if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be avenged, for the slave is his money.
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Hey, here is one great reason for all you little yellow Republicans to enlist in the military and fight the good fight, instead of remaining the hypocritical cowards you are for the rest of your pitiful lives!
Deuteronomy 21:10-14 When you go out to war against your enemies, and the LORD your God gives them into your hand and you take them captive, and you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and you desire to take her to be your wife, and you bring her home to your house, she shall shave her head and pare her nails. And she shall take off the clothes in which she was captured and shall remain in your house and lament her father and her mother a full month. After that you may go in to her and be her husband, and she shall be your wife. But if you no longer delight in her, you shall let her go where she wants. But you shall not sell her for money, nor shall you treat her as a slave, since you have humiliated her.
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Woah! Even better news, young Republican cowards: the Bible says you can have TWO WIVES! Two hot little Mideastern girls to tickle your fancy!
Deuteronomy 21:15 If a man has two wives, the one loved and the other unloved, and both the loved and the unloved have borne him children, and if the firstborn son belongs to the unloved...
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After you get your wives from the battle and have kids, don't fret if one of them turns out to be a little brat. Just kill him!
Deuteronomy 21:18 -21 If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, 'This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.' Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones. So you shall purge the evil from your midst, and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
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But if you actually care about the little punk, you don't really have to kill him (though that IS your RIGHT). You can just beat the Hell out of him (pun intended), and as long as you use a rod, you can beat him as much as you want, and he CANNOT die!
Proverbs 23:13 Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you strike him with a rod, he will not die.
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Oh yeah, if one of those hot little minxes you took from Iraq to be yours turns out to not be a virgin when she claimed she was, just have your buddies kill her:
Deuteronomy 22:21-22 But if the thing is true, that evidence of virginity was not found in the young woman, then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones, because she has done an outrageous thing in Israel by whoring in her father's house. So you shall purge the evil from your midst.
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And if she ever cheats on you, kill her and her beau!
Deuteronomy 22:22 If a man is found lying with the wife of another man, both of them shall die, the man who lay with the woman, and the woman. So you shall purge the evil from Israel.
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But if she isn't cheating on you and you need a legitimate reason to kill her, don't worry. Almost every woman in America can be killed right now for horrendous crimes against God! And crossdressing men? Hasta la vista! (You fruity Young Republicans may want to take off your girlfriend's panties, quick!):
Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman shall not wear a man's garment, nor shall a man put on a woman's cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the LORD your God.
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If you wanna be rid of her, and don't mind sinning a bit to do it, divorce her, then hook her up with one of your friends. If they take a shine to each other, you may eventually see her stoned to death (just remember not to get married again yourself)!
Mark 10:11-12 And he said to them, "Whoever divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery against her, and if she divorces her husband and marries another, she commits adultery."
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All you Bible spouters must have some strange looking clothes (when you aren't wearing clothes of the opposite sex, that is):
Deuteronomy 22:12 You shall make yourself tassels on the four corners of the garment with which you cover yourself.
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Watch out when you go out to bars, if you start spouting your freakish beliefs and some normal people hear you, that you don't get into a fight with your wife/wives around:
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 When men fight with one another and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand. Your eye shall have no pity.
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If you are a carpenter or other craftsmen, or simply just a normal person, DO NOT EVER have a ruler and a measuring tape in the same house! If you do --- SINNER! SINNER!
Deuteronomy 25:14 You shall not have in your house two kinds of measures, a large and a small.
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Who is your male parent? What man is the spouse of you mother? Your WHAT??? Oh no you didn't! You didn't just say that! You dirty Sinner!
Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven.
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And if you bring your wife/wives to church, please remember that they need to SHUT THEIR MOUTHS. A woman gotsta know her place, damnit:
1st Corinthians 14:34-35 ...the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.
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Do you get my point, Bible Boy? Stop trying to use the Bible and Religion to justify how you think life should be, and how you think the United States of America should be run.
If you can justify one scenario by quoting the Bible, then who are you to say another scenario is not just as valid? For you to do so would be tantamount to you admitting that you are a hypocrite, and that you do not believe the Word of God.
For example, you say homosexuality is a sin according to Leviticus 18:22. So you base your belief that homosexuality is a sin on the Word of God as stated in the Bible. This is indisputable, yes? You believe it because the Bible tells you so.
So, do you think it is proper for American citizens to take slaves from Mexico and Canada? After all, Leviticus, the very book to which you refer us so we understand that homosexuality is wrong, states in 25:44 that "ss for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you."
So tell us, is the Bible always right? You are in a no win situation here, aren't you? Either the Bible is infallible as the Word of God, as you try to use it in certain situations, or it isn't, which makes you a blasphemer. So which is it? Tell us, Mr. Freak.
HERE IS YOUR PREVIOUS POSTING WHERE YOU TRY TO USE THE BIBLE TO INFLUENCE PEOPLE AND SUPPORT YOUR FREAKISH ARGUMENTS AND POSITIONS:
>How is that a positive direction for our country to be going in?
Freakish Answer Starts Here:
Well, I think that it would be a big booster to the Republican Party...here's why...abortion first of all is murder, which is a violation of the Ten Commandments (remember Republican party has a big conservative Christian movement.) Closing the
borders keeps the illegals out, and when the unemployment rate for Americans is at 0%, then we can open the borders up. Tax reform will give everyone an equal footing, since we want to close loopholes and give everyone a fair shake.
Pro-traditional marriage, well, let's take a look at that...homosexuality is a sin, read about in the Book of Leviticus, Chapter 18 (talks about pagan practices that God's creation are forbidden to take part in and it keeps us living Holy.) I'm
sure you might have seen the bumper sticker that says "It's Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve"? Same principle really, marriage is a union of a man and a woman in the eyes of God. Now I know you might think that this is the opinion of someone on
the far right, but we need the opinions of the far right to counter the opinions of the far left (or as Rush Limbaugh calls them the "kook" left), balances things out. But a candidate that is pro-life, pro-guns (and I'm not a big gun fan at all),
pro-close the borders, pro-tax reform and pro-traditional marriage would really get the Republican voters out in droves...of course, it could also blow up in our faces and get the Democratic voters out in even larger numbers, but, you know, that's
not something we'll think about for now. But these reasons that I just stated...yeah...that's pretty much why we need that kind of a Republican candidate, I know you'll probably disagree with me Tedda, because I do sense that you are someone that
would label themselves as a 'progressive'.
I used to think of myself as a member of the progressive movement, so please don't think I'm throwing stones. I believed in gay rights, free immigration for all, free health care, anything that the progressive movement sold, I bought it. I think I
was ensnared by the trappings of being on a liberal, PC college, and they had me hook, line, and sinker. Then something happened, I had an eye-opening experience, an encounter with God, I started reading my Bible and I knew that everything I had
believed at that point in my life was wrong. Does America need a pro-life, pro-gun, pro-close the borders, pro-Tax reform, and pro-Traditional marriage candidate? Maybe, maybe not. But he might have an easier time getting elected than I would,
and I'm a baptised-in-the-name-of-Jesus-tongue-talking-holy-rolling-swinging-from-the-chandliers-Holy-Ghost-fi
lled-lay-hands-on-to-pray-for-the-sick-born-again-Apostolic-Pentecost-Christian. You'd like Mr. Schaeffer's ide aof an ideal Presidential
candidate than you wouild me as a Presidential candidate.
yours faithfully in Christ,
Major Dickhead (name changed, but not initials, to protect the brainwashed)