Some interesting news on Pat Roberston and his athletic prowess, that I frankly wasn't aware even existed. This is courtesy of the brilliant blog
firejoemorgan (they exist to call out stupidity in baseballjournalism, particular that stupidity manifested in Joe Morgan, but ocassionally, they just call out stupidity).
Another Steroid Scandal
Will the madness ever stop?
In this article, legendary bigot Pat Robertson asserts that as recently as 2003, he legpressed 2000 pounds. Never mind that the Florida State University football team record is only 1335 pounds -- Robertson's people insist the septuagenarian has done it. What's his secret? He's juicing.
The CBN Web site attributes Robertson's energy in part to "his age-defying protein shake." The site offers a recipe for the shake, which contains ingredients such as soy protein isolate, whey protein isolate, flaxseed oil and apple cider vinegar.
Emphasis mine.
Next we're going to hear that Robertson has not been drinking his age-defying protein shake, but rather administering three drops of it under his tongue every other day with an eye dropper.
What a sad day for sports, and for Jesus.
Robertson's CBN uses this photo to back up the story, even though the date stamp on the photo is 8/1/1994, and supposedly he did this in 2003.