After having watched the uproar over Stephen Colbert's performance from this weekend, I'm still a little baffled about what everyone is so upset about. Sure, his routine was tough and funny, but there weren't any jokes that he did that were patently offensive. Is everyone in DC such a puss that they can't handle a few scrubbed zingers? Give me a break. What exactly did he say that was so inconsiderate?
People need to be reminded what a really offensive joke looks like...Here are a couple:
What do Mary Cheney and her father have in common?
Both enjoy being under bush.
What's the difference between Condoleezza Rice and a ham sandwich? The sandwich likes a little bit of meat in it.
What do the Iraqi people and Mrs. Rumsfeld have in common? Both know what it's like to have Donald come in too quickly, drop a load and then ignore them before they get what they want.
What's the difference between President Bush and his father? Easy, George Sr. was a dickless wonder and his son is a wonderless dick.
How low are President Bush's approval ratings? If they got any lower, they'd date his daughters!
What's the difference between the Bush Administration and the Third Reich? Hitler didn't have to steal his first election.
George Bush is so illiterate, when he read a headline "Bush Removes Taxes" he said "I can't remove Taxes - that's where I'm from!"
How can you tell the difference between Jenna Bush and her sister Barbara? Barbara is the slutty one in the floral dresses.
Now that's offensive!
Do you have any to add? Show me your best! The more crude, sexist, disturbing and scatological the better.
And no tweaked yo' momma jokes!