Which do you like better: Fornigate, or Twatergate?
Which would you prefer as a way of referring to the current scandal:
FORNIGATE
or
TWATERGATE
Now, I think it is safe to say that we are all tired of scandals which end with gate. However, FORNIGATE is pretty funny when you say it aloud. On the other hand, imagine Tony Snow saying TWATERGATE in press conferences.
"Tony, could you comment on the most recent developments? Republican congressman seem predisposed to sell their votes in Congress in exchange for favors from hookers- often, gay hookers. We have the cases in the CIA, "just one of those mysteries," you know, and the House Intelligence Commmittee (this one is still coming, folks)-
And Tony would scrunch up his face in obvious distaste, really squeeze up the features, then answer in a thin, clipped,pained voice:
TWATERGATE is really just a trap laid by Democratic gay hookers for Republicans. Besides, a FOX news poll shows 58% of FOX viewers now fully approve of Republican congressman being provided with gay hookers by defense contractors, in exchange for votes. Next question?