CIVILIANS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE AT HADITHA !
SUICIDE BOMBER TRAINING EXERCISE GOES WRONG !
THEY WERE GETTING READY TO ATTACK CASPER WYOMING AFTER HEARING OF NEW HOMELAND SECURITY GRANT DISBURSEMENTS !
In a case of "Sheikins" coming home to roost, evil-doers did themwselves in earlier today in Haditha, Iraq.
During a suicider training mission where women and children were being trained as Islamic "martyrs", something went awry and the suiciders ended up shooting themselves and each other at close range, while trying to practice their evil deeds.
Twenty-Four Evil-Doers, including an evil enemy 3 year old child who hated our many freedoms sent themselves immediately to Allah when their suicide training mission backfired and they ended up somehow shooting themselves instead of their intended Freedom Loving targets.
Enemy emails confirmed that the dead civilans were planning a massive attack on Casper, Wyoming; a city especially well fortified by the newly released Homeland Security Grant Guidelines.
Former 14 year old Heritage Foundation intern and current Assistant Deputy Homeland Security Administrator Christian W. Lordly, Jr., said this confirmed the wisdom of Homeland Security Sec'y. Michael Chertoff's newly released grant formula.