Brave Dear Leader Spending 5 Hours In Green Zone!
At Agitprop, we're sure that the Dear Leader will learn a lot about the daily lives of regular 'ol Iraqis as they dodge bullets and IEDs. We're sure he'll bravely venture out onto the streets of Baghdad to see for himself the utter disaster he's created. No apologies of course - apologies are for Democrats! "And hey, I killed Zarqawi! Lookit' me! C'mon, I'm the War Preznit ..."
The question is, will he have time to serve fake food to the stop-loss soldiers?