"People I bring you the 15 (crash) 10, yes 10 Commandments"
From Mel Brooks' "History of the World, Part I"
Yep, that is right. We need to put the 10 commandments into every public, governmental office. Then we can proceed to point out that they could not follow them. We progressives have been called godless hedonists. Well, I say tack that 10 rules of conduct upon the wall and then point out the fact that their "God Fearing" and "Moral Leaders" are the worst kind of hypocrite.
Maybe if we put them up, they would start to follow them. Nah, probably not. Please feel free to pick one or more you think they are breaking and add it.
I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Money and Power are their gods
II. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
They use the name of God as cover to break all of the other commandments and fool his/her people. Highly doubt he/she is a happy camper about this."
III. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
OK, I really cannot come up with anything about this except maybe the Hummer. Something that symbolizes rampant excess and their godless love of material goods.
IV. Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy.
Hmmm, They only seem to show up to work on Sunday talk shows and lie. I don't think this is what God meant.
V. Honor thy father and thy mother.
The way they have destroyed the middle class, how many mothers and fathers lives have they destroyed.
VI. Thou shalt not kill.
Do I really need to point out how they are breaking this?
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Can you say poker and hooker parties? I thought you could
VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
This one is way too easy. Let's see..Take money from tax payer, put it in my front pocket(Haliburton), next up elections.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Aluminum tubes, Yellow Cake, WMD, and on and on and on
X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors goods
Hmmmmmmmm..tastey oil. I think they might covet thy neighbor's wife is she is a progressive, because they are hot and lovable. I mean can you point out one Republican hottie?
Funny thing, we may not be considered the most religious folks here; but we try harder to live our lives this way.