Haruhiism is the only true religion!

In the tradition of stating your religious belief in the diary title, started by bigdavefromqueens's diary, I shall state mine.

Yes, mine is Haruhiism.

(ok, if you are remotely interested in watching the anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, spoilers ensue)

It's the belief that the girl Haruhi Suzumiya is God (though doesn't know it) and quite possibly created the world a mere 3 years ago, and is able to, unconciously, make things occur simply because she wishes it.

Yes, that is correct.  And it is unknown how many times the universe has been remade, all we know is that she is responsible for creating the current one.

As a result, and according to her wishes, in the world exists

time travelers:

aliens:

and espers:

Also, I believe also that the existence of the world rests solely on the happiness of this Haruhi Suzumiya.  That's right, if she becomes unhappy with the world, then things like this happen:

So forget all this Bible wishwash or whatever.  All bow down to Haruhi Suzumiya!