Snarkfest! Bush Writes a Book

As noted on Political Wire, there's whispering that Bush is writing a book. His memo-wars as it may be.

This may come as quite a shock to some of us who are not entirely convinced that the Liar in Chief can read, much less write them down.

Let us take advantage of this gift, then, to put on our very best snark beanies and enter The First Annual Create a Title for Bush contest.

Winner gets TU for life*.

I am really counting on the fertile and creative minds in KosWorld to come through here. The best I've been able to come up with is:

My Pet Goat Roper: Or What's that Turtle Doing on Top of the Post?

or

Sitting on Cheney's Knee: The White House Years

Puh-lease. Surely you can top that.