Yes, it's embarassing. We have a president who has the social skills of a hyperactive first-grader on Pixie Stix. I really don't care about the curse, but after seeing the video, I was appalled that the leader of the free world was talking to the British PM while stuffing rolls into his mouth like it was his first time at Olive Garden.
And then, well, he goes after the German Chancellor like he was a drunk freshman shooting for an accidental grope with the JV cheerleader.
At this point, though, like we have done so many times before, let's lower our expectations an order of magnitude below the Mendoza line and praise President Bush for what he
hasn't done.
At least Bush hasn't...
...belched the alphabet during a press conference.
...asked PM Stephen Harper if he would mind taking his uneaten asparagus and all the fat he cut off his steak.
...headbutted PM Romano Prodi in the chest.
...sung "Turning Japanese" to PM Junichiro Koizumi.
...replaced the coffee they normally served with Folgers' crystals.
...become the new lead singer of Van Halen.
...divorced Carmen Electra.
...given a positive review to Little Man.
...represented America with dignity and respect. Wait...
...run out of ideas in the middle of a Kos diary, like I have.
What else hasn't he done?