This highly opinionated rant is inspired by complete pissed-off-edness (and a lack of donuts or anything resembling food.. Gestational Diabetes kicked in)
I don't know what the hell is going on in my own country. I read this absolute bullcrap in the news, Vimy Ridge visit first for Harper and I feel ashamed. Ashamed that we now have this friggin........Errrrrrrrr. Im thinking on a word.
So here is my letter to Mini Me. The Bush wannabe.
Dear Mr Harper:
The Press is not the enemy.
The enemies of Canada would be someone who would take our National values and warp and twist them into something anti- humanitarian. That enemy would strive to destroy every single thing that Mr Trudeau fought so long and hard to bring us.
An enemy of Canada, is someone who to keep us in the dark on what is happening in our own Parliamentary Cabinet. Someone who would tell us "noble lies" so that they can further an agenda that is alien to us. They would consider themselves the intellectual elite, and condemn the rest of us as too stupid to do up our own shoes. They would try to tell us all what kind of god to follow.
An enemy of Canada, is someone who Would not let elected officials, talk to their employers. (they were elected and are PAID by us...remember?)
An enemy of Canada, is someone who would buy into the Oil funded-right wing think tank rosy view on Global Warming, to the detriment of the health and well being of his own people.
Someone who hates Canada, would try to keep us from being able to mourn for our dead who are returning from far away lands, and to show our supreme sympathy and sadness to those families who need and WANT that support.
An enemy of Canada, would cause a divisiveness within our borders, that can only be demonstrated by looking at our cousins to the South.
An enemy of Canada, is someone who would in one week, Completely ruin Canadas reputation as a peacemaker, and a mediator.
You sir, are the enemy.
Signed, a Real Canadian.
(right down to my liberal, hedonist little toes)
Now, a song......
Hes a Neocon...Is he OK?
(With sincere apologies to Monty Python)
I'm a neocon and I'm ok,
I hide by night, and I hide by day.
CONSERVATIVE MPS's chorus (with permission)
He's a neocon and he's OK,
He hides by night and he hides by day.
I cut social programs, I eat bought lunch,
I let them cut the trees!
On Fridays I make announcements!
So they cant question me!
Conservative MP's chorus (again with permission and hall passes)
He cuts social programs, He eats bought lunch,
He lets them cut the trees!
On Fridays he makes announcements,
So they cant question he.....
He's a Neocon and he's OK,
He hides by night and he hides by day!
I kill Kyoto, take rights away,
And like to build more jails!
I'm telling you "be quiet!"
Or Ill run you out on rails!
Conservative MP's chorus (with permission, hallpasses, and identity cards)
He kills Kyoto, takes rights away,
And likes to build more jails!
He's telling us "be quiet!"
Or He'll run us out on RAILS!"???????
(at this point they all sat down in their chairs on their hands, and looked confused)
I worship god, I pray to Dubya,
I like to hide the fallen,
If no one sees those coffins,
The press just wont be calling!
Conservative MP's chorus (refused to sing as the Mr Harper told them not to)
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I'm a Neocon and IM OK!
I'm in charge now, do what I say.
The press have not reported any reactions, as a media blackout immediately took effect and the MP's all used secret exit doors in their seats to escape to the private pressshelter, to await further instructions.