5. You don't have anyone tied up in your house or car.
4. You have never cut letters out of a newspaper or magazine and glued them into sentences on another sheet of paper.
3. No one has paid you any ransom money - or even REFUSED to pay you ransom money.
2. All of your friends and family are with you voluntarily
and...
the
number
one
sign
that
you
AREN'T a KIDNAPPER:
.
.
1. You are a soldier or freedom fighter and the persons you snatched from a trench happen to be soldiers in the army of your sworn enemy.