First, a special thanks to
Crooks and Liars for picking up this one.
To set it up, Ann Coulter was scheduled to call in to Adam Carolla's radio show - and did so an hour and a half late. Needless to say, Adam Carolla wasn't pleased with his time being wasted by the wench.
What follows below the fold is the transcript as provided by The Great Society.
ADAM CAROLLA: Ann Coulter, who was supposed to be on the show about an hour and a half ago, is now on the phone, as well. Ann?
ANN COULTER: Hello.
CAROLLA: Hi Ann. You're late, babydoll.
COULTER: Uh, somebody gave me the wrong number.
CAROLLA: Mmm... how did you get the right number? Just dialed randomly... eventually got to our show? (Laughter in background)
COULTER: Um, no. My publicist e-mailed it to me, I guess, after checking with you.
CAROLLA: Ahh, I see.
COULTER: But I am really tight on time right now because I already had a -
CAROLLA: Alright, well, get lost.
To hear an MP3 recording of the hilarity, check it out here at Crooks and Liars.