To the people of Cuba from the people of America.
Today in the news our president said:
"If Fidel Castro were to move on because of natural causes, we've got a plan in place to help the people of Cuba understand there's a better way than the system in which they've been living under," he told WAQI-AM Radio Mambi, a Spanish-language radio station. "No one knows when Fidel Castro will move on. In my judgment, that's the work of the Almighty."
Please, on behalf of the American people, do not listen to any plans presented by the United States for at least two years until we can get a new administration in place. That way we can all win. Until then please feel free on our behalf to tell our current administration:
"Jodete y aprieta el culo!"