Now that a few days have passed, political particle dust settled all over my brain, some sections of the tissue have turned red, infected, pulsing with a beat all its own. Scalpel in hand, let's get after it already, start sifting through this Lieberman-Lamont landfill and see if there's anything the gulls and vermin haven't yet gobbled up for themselves. Described as a phenomenon by all sides, this outcome is internal, yet Republicans are the ones pounding the top of the bar, screaming at whoever's listening with a crazed look in their eyes. This Lamont fellow, according to them, represents the little terrorist in all of us.
Tony Snow linked Lamont's win in the CT-Democratic primary with the nation's safety at large, and seemed to predict that such behavior on the part of voters would lead to very bad things. Osama Bin Laden is happy today according to Snow, so maybe they do know where he is, maybe he's been sitting in on President Bush's security briefing every morning. The message I'm getting from Republicans about the Lamont victory is that the voters should be ashamed of themselves for non-adherence to abstract concepts and all the extra smoke they've added to photos of the twin towers in flames. We're not watching enough episodes of 24!
Indeed - the problem with voters is they simply don't pay attention to the news, world events and most important the spin added to these things by Fox News. You see, each of us has a job to do. Scholars point out that this is the first war where Americans haven't been asked to sacrifice anything individually, which is simply not true! That sacrifice comes in the form of listening to the words of our leader, and voting based on what he tells you. When the leader gives a candidate a kiss on the cheek, that means America is giving the candidate a kiss on the cheek, and your job is to VOTE FOR HIM!
They don't ask for much, really they don't. In fact, as long as distractions keep multiplying, the GOP Congress might be able to slip in a few more tax cuts before their power is gone after November. The least you (the voter) could do is cut these poor guys some slack, stop screwing things up for the sake of bullshit concepts like "accountability" and "peace"...I mean, it was the voters who demanded that flag burning, gay marriage, Terri Shiavo and more corporate subsidies be put at the front of the legislative agenda...Republicans would have much rather dealt with health care costs, illegal immigration and war in Iraq, but they acted on YOUR behalf when they pushed all that aside.
Show some gratitude for God's sake! Oh, and speaking of God, I think that everyone will be pleased to know that the debate over ten commandments plaques being mandated above all government urinals will be debated for three days once Congress opens up for business again, so don't go worrying about something boring showing up on CSPAN, like the national debt or how our military units aren't capable of sustaining current troop levels in Iraq according to Army generals. We know that none of it is important to you, and that it's been long enough trying to piss without those plaques too keep your eyes where they belong.
Hint: Lieberman is IN FAVOR of piss plaques! I hear Lamont pissed ON a plaque once while shooting up his reefers in a `coloreds only' mens room. The man was PROUD of it! He's a terrorist. Are you?
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