Seema S. Bhat of the D.C. Water and Sewer Authority (WASA) in 2003 warned the EPA that lead in the city's drinking water had risen above federal limits (
thus being terminated).
The Washington Post story disclosed the plot and the results of WASA's tap water tests in January 2004.
This secretive Al-Qaeda plot has had a wide spread affect on all those located in the D.C. area. The fact that this hasn't remained the top story by the D.C. MSM confirms the attention deficit affects of lead poisoning.
It also explains the precipitous drop in IQs of our elected leaders. Lead poisoning symptoms include: Learning Disablities, Behavior Disorders, Slowed Growth and Impaired hearing.
If the foil hat fits, you must admit - lead poisoning is causing our leaders in D.C. to turn in to corrupt ignoramuses incapable of listening to common sense.
These shrewed terrorists developed one of the most ingenious plots ever perpetuated against our country. While Bush and his crackpot cronies are focusing on WMDs such as nukes, biologicals, liquid bombs and pretzels, Al Qaeda flys under the radar by lacing D.C's tap water with lead. What better way to strike at us than to slowly turn our leaders in to a bunch of deaf disorderly dimwits? Obviously they've succeeded.
Before you accuse me of being a paranoid conspiracy nut job look at the evidence. Haven't all of us with unleaded brains stood in astonishment over the past few years unable to explain the bizarre behavior of our leaders? Hasn't it felt like a never-ending nightmare as if we've been stuck in a Twilight Zone episode? What else could possibly motivate our elected officials to believe that democracy would sprout by shooting it out at the end of a barrel, or by planting it with 500lb. democracy bombs? Only lead laden disoriented minds would believe that the best candidate to operate our strategic ports is Dubai or that the most qualified Supreme Court nominee should be Harriet Miers because of her lack of experience. I'm shocked and awed at the brilliance of these terrorists to morph our leaders in to knuckleheads by using lead.
What else could better explain Bush's inability to speak his native language? The terrorists knew the lead would eventually start making Bush sound like the Cajun football coach from the movie Water Boy no one could understand. What other evidence do you need when considering the astounding amount of stupid remarks Bush has made...... so far? He's made enough cockamamie comments to fill a Bushism web site page to the point that the button for the scroll bar won't shrink any smaller. The terrorists clearly understood that our allies and the rest of the world would look at us with total disgust after we, unknowingly, elected someone whose brain is so full of lead that his head could be used as an anchor for the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan.
This terrorist plot not only lead to the head being full of lead, but also had the additional debilitating effect of turning our D.C. leaders in to giant masses of ineffectual blubber. They designed the lead to seep deep down in to their big fat squashy asses. What other explanation can you come up with besides lead in the ass for their lethargic responses to Katrina, job outsourcing, healthcare, minimum wage, global warming, oil dependency, gas prices, Iraq quagmire, nuclear proliferation, Osama Bin Forgotten...........?
Believe what you want. I'm keeping my foil hat on because I truly can not for the life of me understand, other than this lead-based terror plot in D.C., why our leaders have become so deaf to our voices, too lazy to get anything done, and behave like they're dumber than a sack full of hammers. I say it's the the lead!