Last night I was watching TCM's tribute to forgotten sexpot Ann Sothern (who became fat Ann Sothern on the Lucy Show and elderly Ann Sothern in the Whales of August); anyone remember the Ann Southern Show, where she worked at the Hotel Maxwell House, sponsered by Maxwell House Coffee? Waking up from a nap, I realized why she was so beautiful. Her cheek-muscles work like A.J. Hammer's cheek muscles. Is A.J. Hammer gay? What would A.J. look like made up as Ann Southern as Masie?
Sorry, just had to spread this insight.