Last week, Pluto was stripped of her status as a
planet.
This event overshadowed another conference that received no news coverage. This second conference involved a gathering to consider whether George W. Bush, currently president of the United States of America, should be stripped of his status as a human being.
A conference attendee acknowledged that physically, George W. Bush could be classified as human but he lacks an essential trait of humanness, compassion. "He has no genuine compassion for any other thing," she explained.
The George Bush human declassification conference attendees heard many pieces of evidence in support of the proposal to remove his status as a human being.
They heard that Bush used his father's influence to escape service in Vietnam. This action most certainly led to such service by another less fortunate son.
They heard that George Bush presided over the most death penalty executions by a state in American history while governor of the State of Texas, 152. In 1997, Bush denied the clemency appeal of Terry Washington, a mentally retarded thirty-three-year-old man with the communication skills of a seven-year-old. He later made fun
of a woman on death row who appealed for clemency on the grounds that she was a born-again Christian by mocking her appearance on a national talk program. When asked by a Talk magazine interviewer what he thought her answer to the question "What would you say to governor Bush?" was, Bush whimpered, his lips pursed in mock desperation "Please don't' kill me."
They heard that George Bush lied to the American public so he could use its military to wage war in Iraq. As a result, at least 40,000 innocent civilians, children, mothers, fathers, grandparents and others were slaughtered.
They heard that George Bush had a birthday cake photo op with Senator McCain in Arizona; played around with country singer Mark Willis in Texas; and, from the window of Air Force One, surveyed the situation from the air while Hurricane Katrina attacked, flooded and drowned the City of New Orleans. Meanwhile, over one-thousand innocent people died in Louisianna.
The vote was overwhelmingly in favor of declassification. Initially, the electronic vote was 998 in favor and 2 opposed. However, the 2 negative votes, submitted by attendees from Ohio and Florida were changed after it was determined that their computers had been secretly programmed to submit all votes as pro-Bush.
Asked to comment on the action taken by the conference attendees, one expert stated, "Bush is one scary son-of-a-bitch."
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