The Bible Code is real. Hidden inside the Bible, waiting for discovery from its very beginning, is a complete history of the whole world. Sir Isaac Newton knew it, as did Elijah ben Solomon, the Gaon ("Genius") of Vilna. They spent their adult lives trying to break the Bible Code, but their lifelong work at cracking the code ended in futility because the Code was intended to be 'opened' only in the computer age.
Well, the computer age is upon us, and the Bible Code has been broken. What is it? What does it say? What does it tell us of America? Recent research has conclusively shown that the Bible Code contains some explosive predictions and prophecies about the current Bush Administration. It's bad, people. It's real bad.
First, some background. The Bible Code is being worked on today by modern scholars such as Michael Drosnin. Drosnin
explains that
"The hidden text of the Bible was encoded with a kind of time-lock. It could not be opened till the computer had been invented." And, "At its heart, it's a simple skip code in the existing text of the Old Testament. We find that if we skip every five, or ten or hundred letters hidden messages are revealed: the names of people who live today; the details of events that happened thousands of years after the Bible was written; dates, places, names, all in accurate detail."
The Bible Code scholars solved the Code by inputting the Old Testament into a computer in the form of one continuous strand of 304,805 computer-programmed letters, then searching in "skip sequences" for words associated with a search phrase. It works just like Googling within the Bible. Take a search term like "Saddam Hussein," set the computer to search every -- say -- 38 words, and the Bible reveals the terms "Gulf War," and "Scuds."
And this is no mere coincidence, either. The Bible Code
...reads like a Who's Who of world personalities and events. Consider these examples....
The code spelled out the murders of Abraham Lincoln, Mahatma Ghandi, Anwar Sadat and John Kennedy. With Kennedy, the words "President Kennedy to die" and "Dallas" were coded. But it also revealed the name "Oswald" along with "marksman" and "sniper", and the fact Kennedy would be killed in the head. In addition there was the name "Ruby" with "he will kill assassin". Even the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy was found, along with the name "Sirhan" and "second ruler will be killed".
Even modern-day terrorism has been predicted from the beginning of time, when the Bible was written:
The code contained the February 1994 massacre of 30 Arabs praying at the famous Muslim mosque; including the name of the killer, "Goldstein" and "Hebron" where it occurred; for the Japanese Doomsday cult "Aum Shinrikyo" it included the words "subway", "plague", and "gas". The "Oklahoma bombing" detailed even more information. It included the words "Oklahoma", "terrible, frightening death" and "there will be terror", along with "Murrah Building", and "killed", "torn to pieces". But there was also "his name is Timothy", "McVeigh", "day 19", "on the 9th hour", "in the morning" and "he ambushed", "he pounced", and "terror".
The Bible Code is the American secret weapon in the war against terror. It is also the prophecy of global and historical significance about the Bush Administration.
Recently, the search term "G. Dubya" was run through the Bible Code. It's biblical revelation? "BAD GUY."
Scholars were sceptical about this result, and so they input other, similar search terms. "George Walker Bush" was used as a search term, and the Bible revealed: "Rake who glugs beer." Intrigued, the researchers input "The florida vote recount" which yielded "Done to cover their fault."
Feeling that they might be on the verge of revelations of Biblical proportions, the researchers continued in this vein. They input "Vice President Dick Cheney" and got Tricky: I deceived CNN sheep!
"Donald Rumsfeld" yielded Muddler of lands, and "Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld" revealed Rule condescended elder army staff, Rest as federal freedom's found lynched, and Monster scare: He's offended dreadfully.
A variation of the Secretary of Defense's name, "Donald Henry Rumsfeld", yielded Fondly handles murder. Another variation, "Defense Secretary D. Rumsfeld" yielded Messy, self-centred defrauder, and the Bible encoded "Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld" as Drone deftly led arms crusade offense.
The Bible Code researchers have looked at "The US Attorney General John Ashcroft" and found He channels for rage, hate; not joy, trust.
Embedded within the Bible are these descriptions of "Vice President Richard Cheney" :
--He is creepy. Verdict: hindrance
--Icy viper drenched in cheaters.
--He's every inch decrepit, rancid.
--The ever-creepy and rich is in D.C.
In "Condoleeza Rice" the Bible prophesied: I concealed Zero (an obvious reference to her 'sitting on' the Presidential Daily Briefing memo regarding Bin Laden's imminent attack on Ground Zero).
The Bible prophecies "Karl Christian Rove" as Vanish? Or real trick?, a strong indication of his role in Republican campaign dirty tricks, and also Thinks CIA Val error, directly tying him to the outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame. Interestingly, the term "Republican" was prophesied in the Bible as Rapine club.
But the biggest cache of biblical information was centered around President Bush. Here are some examples of what is encoded into the Bible about him (Note that the search term is to the left of the double dash (--), and the biblically encoded information revealed by researchers is to the right):
"President George Walker Bush"
-- "Bugger hopeless, tired wanker."
--"Ruthless breed. Wanker. Ego pig."
--"Terrible! (Super egg-heads know.)"
--"Sorest bungler (hawk pedigree)."
--"Drug keeper, then loses big war."
"W. Bush of the US of A" -- "Show-off thug. Abuse."
"George Bush II" -- "He is big rogue." (Note that the Bible transliterates II as ii.) and also,
"George Bush II" -- "e.g., I, ego, hubris."
"King George Bush II" -- "Big risk in huge ego."
"The USA president George Walker Bush" -- "drab White House gangster keeps rule."
"The president George Walker Bush" -- "Bragger kept sheltered in W.House."
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker "Dubya" Bush" -- "Degree-less twit! Before Katrina, he thought 'FEMA ' is use 'a body part.' Dunce!"
"President George "Dubya" Bush" -- "Ego upset by greed and hubris."
"The USA President George Bush" -- "The depressing, huge saboteur."
"President Bush of the USA" -- "Dupe UN! (That's if he's sober...)"
"USA President George Bush" -- "Ass...one stupid bugger here!"
"The American president George Walker Bush" -- "Greet disagreement. Republican hawks' hero."
"Re-elect Bush" -- "Bechtel Ruse."
"The Administration of President Bush" --> "Muttonheaded shit-for-brains is inept."
One phrase in particular yielded a veritable trove of biblical predictive description:
"The President Of The United States Of America, George Walker Bush" revealed:
--Beguile workers' rights and attenuate atheist freedom of speech
--Takes power after foe, Mr. Clinton...but gee, he's sure a shitheaded git!
--'Empire State' ego. He is a genuine bastard! F**k the rest of the world!
--Debate it less. We ensure a gung-ho dictatorship of the "free" market.
--Seek Bin Laden!" He set out after Osama, he screwed right up. Forget it!
--Beef-up U.S. oil interests? Ah, 'Shock and Awe'! (Thereafter, get Tom Ridge).
--He deregulates work to the edge. I hear fatcat businessmen profit.
Laura Bush is also found in the Bible Code. The search term "The American First Lady, Laura Bush" found these encoded messages:
-- My husband's a rat! A Lucifer! A Hitler!
--Family has created natural hubris.
--Husband a rather mystical failure.
--I am after a cuter husband - Hillary's!
Finally, the Bible seems to give a direct instruction to the American public:
Bush/Cheney" -- "Hey! Bench us!"
All these and other hidden Bible Code messages about the Bush Administration may be found at a secret Bible Code website, cleverly concealed online as an obscure anagram-making engine
Hey. It's in the Bible, people. The Bible! It must be true.