In her recent autobiography
Diary of a Lost Girl, Sudanese novelist and poet Kola Boof described her sojourn as Osama bin Laden's mistress. In addition to her discussion of Osama's seduction style, his personal habits, and other salacious details, Boof also revealed the man's One Great Obsession:
Whitney Houston
Well, today brings exciting news for Osama. Come past the fold with me for the details...
According to Associated Press writer
John Rogers, Whitney has filed for divorce from Bobby Brown.
This isn't the latest internet rumor about the fractious Brown-Whitney pairing. It comes straight from the horse's mouth(piece):
Publicist Nancy Seltzer declined to reveal where or when Houston filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make.
"I can just confirm that she has filed for divorce," Seltzer said.
Once the divorce is final, it will no longer be necessary for Osama to murder Bobby Brown in order to take Whitney as his wife. If she'll have him, that is.