Q: How did the librarian scold Rep. Foley for breaking a rule in the Congressional Library?
A: "Stop bending over the pages!"
Q: What do the French call the love of GOP congressman for his page boy?
A: Foley a deux.
Q: What's the name of
the new House Republican political action committee?
A: Fudge-PAC.
Q: What historical legislative body does the House GOP most admire?
A: The Rump Parliament.
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