Stupid pretentious introductory statement involving a reference to war, terrorism, pop culture, or politics. Continued self-important rambling against various aspects of chosen subject, followed by incredibly inflammatory snide remark that serves as a closing sentence in the introductory paragraph.
Statement instructing the reader that more lies beyond the fold, as if they didn't already know that....
Insidious, snarky berating of subject matter opens the second paragraph. Further offensive statements follow...separated by ellipsis...but then followed by a not-so offensive statement, bringing hope to the reader that the blog writer might have opened a brief window of compassion.
Abhorrent declaration to completely fucking destroy any hope of compassion.
Separation of closing paragraph from previous statement to add emphasis. Attempted summation of blog subjects talking points...ellipsis again added because writer has a total lack of segue...finally followed by irrelevant, only somewhat factual statement that completely fails to sum up the subject matter...miserably closing the article with further ellipsis...and a random, grandiose rhetorical question?
UPDATE: Even though diary is just about dead already:
Link to completely irrelevant page