from ABC's upcoming "Path to the Midterms, a Business Decision"
scene: White House, Oval Office, 1997. room looks deserted, National Security Advisor Sandy Berger rushes in:
President Penis, President Penis, come quick!
Wha.., dang it, hey ease up on the frantic there dude, I'm kinda in the middle of someone here.
Oh sorry. Hi Monica.
Hi Sandy.
Don't you look nice today, good enough to uh....blue is certainly your color ...wanna get a pizza later? you know after ...ahh.
Hey Berger, get your own.
Right sir.
So what is it, you're in here, monster's back in his cave, what the hell do you want?
It's about bin Laden sir, we've got him.
Got him? Where?
In the cafeteria sir.
In our cafeteria, right here?
Yes sir.
Well shucks, ain't no nevermind, get him on in here. Monbon, you up for it?
Sure baby.
OK, that'll be all Berger. Get the bearded one up here, and some cheeseburgers, big honkin' bacon cheebies and ... hey Mon, condoms for Osama?
You silly, you know I don't do that.
Yeah right, that's a short list darlin'.
Why you still standing here Berger? Go now, ..oh wait, here's a cigar.
Thank-you sir.
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