Well goddam it I'm going to weigh in on the meta wars going on here because those of you participating in them are pissing off those of us who aren't.
Someone got banned. Someone got troll-rated. Someone has gas. Someone got a bad bikini wax. Someone ran out of Skittles. Someone pushed an old lady down the steps. Someone pulled a knife on a vicar. Someone tossed an M-80 at the North Pole and sheared of a 40-mile slice of the frozen tundra. And it's all your fault!
And in between this unholy game of meta ping pong is the VAST MAJORITY of Kossacks who don’t know what the hell is going on!
For the love of Pete, it's hard enough keeping up with all the Republican assholes we're supposed to be mad at. Now I gotta decide whether I'm pissed off at Maryscott O'Connor or PSIfighter or Big Tent Democrat or One Pissed Off Liberal or Kos himself. (Where's Armando when you need him? At least he knew how to take an arrow in the ass and then hold his breath until enough pressure built up to shoot it back.)
And for what? I DON’T KNOW!
What I do know is that we're still in the middle of a horrible mess and the drunken Texan at the controls has two more years before he finally runs out of gas. Our worst presidents either died in office or were booted after one term. But THE worst president? Oh, we give him TWO terms, because we figure, eh, he's gotta do at least ONE smart thing and time's running out so it must be happening soon!
So just kiss and make up, you freaks. Don’t make your mother and me come up there or we'll REALLY give you something to cry about.
We love you. Good night.
I said... Good Night!!
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