The following is a parody I wrote of Billy Joel's "It's Still Rock 'n' Roll to Me." The scene is: Notable conservative and liberal pundits trade talking points while the American people wonder why they can't just get shit done. Please read and review. Thank you.
SEAN HANNITY
What's the matter with this war we're fighting?
ALAN COLMES
Can't you tell that it can't be won?
HANNITY
Our military's gonna kick some ass
COLMES
But it won't be a lot of fun
HANNITY
George Bush is gonna be the liberator
You hate him more than you hate their mad dictator
COLMES
Hannity keeps talkin' 'bout the liberal traitors
But it's still Iraq 'n' roll to me
ANN COULTER
Why don't Democrats believe there's terror?
AL FRANKEN
But we do — in Afghanistan
COULTER
You're all hoping that we lose this fight
FRANKEN
We would win if Bush thought up a plan
COULTER
All these liberals are ruining the nation
And I believe they could use some education
FRANKEN
Coulter just goes on about the leftist aberration
But it's still Iraq 'n' roll to me
AMERICAN PEOPLE
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say to each other
It'll always be the same debate
When our troops are in danger
We've got these dumb exchanges
With no reason but a lot of hate
Hope they don't procreate
MICHAEL SAVAGE
This war is gonna be real easy
DAVID BROCK
That's a myth that we've already debunked
SAVAGE
If you're against it, then you don't deserve to live
BROCK
But American support has shrunk
SAVAGE
So what we've gotta do is get rid of Islam
We'll strangle it to death just like we did to Saddam
BROCK
Savage won't shut up about why we have got to carpet-bomb
It's still Iraq 'n' roll to me
(sax solo)
RUSH LIMBAUGH
You hate America, you can't deny it
MICHAEL MOORE
We just hate what it's turned out to be
LIMBAUGH
We still can call ourselves the home of the brave
MOORE
But the land is no longer free
LIMBAUGH
We helped their country become democratic
The things you say about the deaths are melodramatic
MOORE
Rush talks tough, but the truth is traumatic
And it's still Iraq 'n' roll to me
AMERICAN PEOPLE
Right-wing, left-wing, don't mean anything
It's still Iraq 'n' roll to me