My Mom has alzheimers.
So do millions of Americans who are still eligible to vote.
Have you ever wondered who they'll vote for?
Santa Claus?
The Easter Bunny?
These are the top faves, but both of these would require a write-in; and as that is probably out of the question, we have to move on to the possibilities on the ballot.
So then you have:
*The Black Guy With The Big Ears,
*The Woman Married To But Better Than The President Who Slept Around,
*The Flower Child From Cleveland,
*Alaska's Last Angry Man,
*The Chicano With The Anglo Name,
*Connecticut's Revenge,
*Strident Biden
Having just had lunch with my Mom I would suggest the campaigns of the candidates send a Ballot Whisperer to important polling places. Then, when an oldie-but-goodie appears ready to shuffle off to their voting booth, the BW whispers the name of the person he/she would like them to select.
It is an almost foolproof vote getter. And even better. Fifteen minutes later when asked who they voted for. They won't remember a thing.