Now, I know this is going to be a controversial post, so I'm just going to get my main assertion out of the way right now before I get flamed by the Ron Paul brigade: Hillary Clinton doesn't think Al Gore should run for president.
Why doesn't she think he should run? Because, in her words: "I think we've got great candidates running. We have a wonderful field -- you don't have to be against anybody."
The balls on this lass!
I'll bet if they asked who she's endorsing in the primary, she's already made a decision.
And I'll bet I know what that decision is: I'll bet she's endorsing Hillary Clinton.
Figures. Those Clintons all stick together, you know what I mean?
You know what else? None of the other Democratic candidates have exactly been extending invitations to Al Gore to enter the race. You don't see Barack Obama or John Edwards or even Mike Gravel saying: "Run Al, run."
Why is that? Why in the hell is that? WTF is wrong with these losers?
You don't hear the press wondering who Edwards will endorse in the primary. Or who Obama will endorse. No, sir, you don't. The press already thinks they know.
But do they?
Sure, you'd think that each candidate is going to vote for themselves.
But can they really know?
Can they really be sure?
Those politicians. Greedy bastards. What gives them the right? I still can't figure it out. What in the hell is this country coming to?
But you know who really doesn't want Al Gore to run?
Yeah -- that's right. The elephant. The elephant doesn't want Al Gore to run. Because the elephant knows that Al Gore is gonna' smack him around harder than Jeff Gannon spanks Larry Craig in the closet.
One thing I know is damn well true -- I sure as hell hope Al Gore endorses himself.
If he does, expect to see a whole lot more of this: