The other day I delivered pizza to a WWII vet who had just come out of a comma after 20 years. It was my last delivery, so my manager said I could take my time coming back to the store when I told her I wanted to talk to him for a while to fill him in on current events.
First I showed him Bush's résumé and then I showed him a collection of videos of Bush speaking. He lost control of his bowels and then began projectile vomiting.
Then I spent the next few hours showing him the résumé of The Man we could have replaced him with.
"You guys could have replaced President Pissant with a West Point valedictorian who took 4 bullets in Vietnam, miraculously guided NATO and had 20/20 foresight on Iraq, yet you turned it down!!?? How could you be been so blind and deaf???!!!" Then he beat the living shit out of me for failing to bring that switch to fruition.