Why can't they ask the questions that are on everyone's mind? Here's my suggestions for some questions I'd like to see answered:
- Suppose a militant homosexual Islamic cell has set a dirty bomb to explode in Dallas. The only way to prevent the bomb from going off is to preside over a mass gay Islamic wedding, which takes place in the parking lot of an abortion clinic catering to illegal immigrants. What do you do?
- Which is the more powerful weapon in the war on terror: the American flag lapel pin or righteous indignation?
- In the last 50 years, five women have been heads of state for Muslim countries, while the U.S. has yet to elect a female president. Would electing Hillary Clinton mean the terrorists have won?
- When you take office in 2009, you will inherit the largest national debt in American history. How will your administration ensure Democrats are blamed for this?
- Each of your opponents claims to have the biggest national security johnson. What testosterone-infused nonsensical sound bite about Iran can you provide to prove them wrong?
- If you are elected president, will you commit to challenging the patriotism of anyone who disagrees with you?
- (for Rudy Guliani): You happened to be the mayor of New York on 9/11. Explain why that somehow makes you qualified to be President, or qualified for anything else for that matter.
- (for Mitt Romney): Your base thinks you're a heretic and are going to hell. Are they right, or are Evangelical Christians delusional bigots?
- Abstinence education has been shown to be ineffective at preventing sexual activity among teenagers. Is this due to the influence of jazz music and hippie culture, or the decline of American society as embodied by the so-called "pants-suit."
- Are you gay? If not, how many men/boys have you had sex with?
(this diary is from my today's post on my blog, notes from the hovel).