At the risk of having this entry falling short of this site's policy of requiring substantive content, I submit the following:
You know, I really like most of those short promos that the sci-fi channel runs for itself, but what is with the one that has a Pee-Wee Hermanesque character putting his lips on a dog’s ass and blowing?
When he first puts his mouth to the dog’s ass the dog is depicted as a real dog, but as the guy blows air up the dog’s ass the dog turns into a balloon animal. Then, the balloon animal kicks Pee-Wee’s ass.
JeeeeYeeeZussChrist! WTF? I have felt tortured by some events in my life, but I bow in humility to the soul that is responsible for the "lips on dog’s ass" promo.
I just don’t know what else to say.