Barack Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful candidate I have ever known in my life.
In the world of politics, he stands alone. No one can compare themselves to him.
Literally.
Any such comparisons are obvious attacks on his peerless character.
I know, I know. To some of you, it looks like Mr. Obama is justifiably proud that he overcame drug abuse and sets an example for poor and disenfranchised youth while simultaneously having a fit that anyone would accuse him of drug abuse and this looks like emotional instability.
But you must not believe it because you would have to contrast that to the levelheadedness of other candidates and this is not allowed.
To some that would be like "having your cake and eating it too". Or taking advantage of an opening to negatively attack your opponent by claiming that the opponent is negatively attacking you.
But you would be wrong. Only other candidates can be accused of negative attacks. Mr. Obama is exempt from such accusations. It would be unfair to put him in the same league as those rough and tumbling gutter snipes.
Oh, one might be tempted to suspend one's disbelief and see no harm in Bill Clinton's reference to his wife's trial by fire and clean record or see no harm in the Big Dawg's powerful use of the word "tickled" in reference to Hillary Clinton's rivals (inclusive). But anyone can clearly see that his spells of invective were hurled like a ball of brilliant magic directly at the soul of Mr. Obama.
This. Will. Not. Be. Tolerated.
Mr. Obama is the candidate of Change! (trademarked, patent pending- Obama campaign). There are no other candidates that are capable of Change!. No, there may be candidates who are bold and courageous, like Mr. Dodd. There maybe candidates who are inspiring, like Mr. Edwards. There may be candidates of uncompromising belief, like Dennis Kucinich. There maybe candidates who have vision and are hard-working, like Mrs. Clinton.
But Mr. Obama simply has no equals. Measuring him against the strengths and accomplishments of others is unfair. No one else has been able to get so much praise for so little effort for so long. It is truly a miracle and puts him in a class by himself.
Oh, others may try to take him down now that he is feeling a surge. This would be mean-sprited, however, especially for Mrs. Clinton. As the only woman candidate, she is prohibited by societal norms from attacking anyone without being labelled as shrill. So, she has to try to beat him by being positive and optimistic.
Well, if she must. There is simply no other way. It has been decreed. Mr. Obama will be not be brought low by the likes of mere mortal men and women.
He is Ozymandias in all his glory. A mighty man!
The Incomparable Mr. Obama!