An article I read in Looking Glass News left me shaking my head and muttering WTF. But, I couldn’t decide if it was funny or troubling or just bizarre. Apparently, securing the Commander Guy’s shit is an integral part of his security protocols
According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most. The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions.
I know that there are some on strike comedy writers weeping because they can’t this stuff to the performers. Everything about it screams COMEDY.
This port-a-john follows the Chimp wherever he goes in a foreign country and, although the article doesn’t say, I would guess in this country as well. It also doesn’t mention the poor sap that lugs the potty around – but worse, has to carry bags of Chimp shit.
The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.
I would assume the WH would tell us that the president is concerned that he would be contributing to the countries solid waste disposal problem, or some equally logical reason.
Certainly not because an analyses, of the aforementioned excreta, would read like a drugstore inventory list.
The protocol is, if nothing else, scrupulous .
Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany.
But, the protocol goes beyond concern for the Decider’s shit, it also includes what goes in.
In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.
I’m sure this is just the spew of the terrorist loving, America hating, left wing radical atheists, but it’s probable worth a read.
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