Think about it: if he isn't the candidate of the DLC and he won't accept money from federal lobbyists, who is this guy working with?
It's obvious: Lucifer!
How is it he keeps voting the "right" way, opposing Bush's war against Iran and the Kyl-Lieberman amendment?
He must be getting the answers from Lucifer!
Hillary Clinton, the perfect Democrat, was tricked, tricked I tell you, into voting for Kyl-Lieberman! Tricked by who? Tricked by Lucifer!
That's why it is imperative that we make up crazy reasons to dislike Barack Obama and his secret worship of Islam and the Devil.
Of course, Barack Obama is the only Democratic presidential candidate to step forward and ask his supporters to work for the election of Democrat Philip Forgit's run in the special election for Virginia's 1st Congressional District. Lucifer told him to do it I tell you! Lucifer!
Don't let Lucifer win! Don't give Barack Obama a break! You must hold him to a completely different standard than all other politicians, especially Hillary Clinton.
Sure Obama shows pretty good judgment, and he's not in league with George W. Bush, but he's in league with Lucifer!